Christmas is a season in which everything in this world seems beautiful and spiritual. The one who has not Christmas in his heart, he will never find a merry Christmas under any tree. Christmas is not only a season but a true religious feeling in which everyone around the world celebrates merry Christmas quotes for family. Today we have compiled some of the best funny Christmas quotes for cards which can be used to spread the joy.
Best of high end celebrates this Christmas with a short list of quotes from different famous people. Enjoy Christmas with your family!
It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air. ― W.T. Ellis
One can never have enough socks,” said Dumbledore. “Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books. ― J.K. Rowling
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. ― George Carlin
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. ― Norman Vincent Peale
I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month. ―Harlan Miller
God never gives someone a gift they are not capable of receiving. If he gives us the gift of Christmas, it is because we all have the ability to understand and receive it. ― Pope Francis
I heard the bells on Christmas Day Their old, familiar carols play, And wild and sweet The words repeat Of peace on earth, good-will to men! ― Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Christmas gift suggestions: to your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect. ― Oren Arnold
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. ― Bob Hope
There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. ― Erma Bombeck